Lanky man has been put on a pair of standard white-collar workers to discuss business attitude: "Mr. Chen Yang, first of all I need to introduce you our company's main business is not a rental do not worry ... ... you first stand up I said, the house is really there, but the conditions will certainly make you satisfied. However, in the rent, I need to explain to you a few points. "
"First of all, I just said, the company's main business is not property, but another product. In short, as long as the company purchased this product, you will become a member of the Company, and the welfare of our members is very good, including a number of preferential services, of course, you require housing benefits can also be counted among the membership, everything is negotiable ... ... "
I head some confusion for a time, spittle mouth and swallowed hard: "Wait ... ... wait ... you mean ... ... ..." I tried to digest the contents he just said: "You mean, I just bought you a products, can become a member, you will help me to solve the housing problem? you ... ... you are what organizations? now the national civil service are not divided house, and your members will also control the housing problem? you ... ... "I am ill-disposed looked at him: "You will not be al-Qaeda members in China's development, right?"
"Of course not." Lanky man answered smiling: "The company operating the project environmentally sound, the purpose is to benefit society, for the majority of the public service, what you say is definitely not a terrorist organization."
Then he suddenly moved out from under the table, a huge wooden box. Has even shocked me!
And hell!
Just now I can see clearly! The table is empty, nothing! Such a large box, where he is coming out? !
Lanky man ignored my surprise, expression, have opened the box the first layer, which is a slightly smaller box, and then open the second layer, then a third layer, fourth layer ... ...
Seeing him from the box to open a small box of a model, I am quite like the feeling of collapse, but fortunately, he finally sighed and smiled as if to himself, said: "hey, I can not think luck really well, actually assigned to a member of such a low quota. "
Lanky man has been removed from the hands of the little box in a shiny silver thing pinched in the fingertips, looked at me and smiling, with a very professional tone of a rapid introduction said: "Look, this is the company's main Camp product, which we call luck conditioning. wear it, you will be able to enjoy control of your life from your life is full of beauty! dream career you want to get it? less you want to fight three decades? You want to marry into the hearts of beautiful long love it? people you want to be a focus of it? put the company's products, all your dreams are possible! "
Probably too excited, he said ecstasy, and that spittle sprayed the stars to my face, he did not notice.
I wiped a bit hard in the face, and finally confirmed one thing: I met a liar.
This guy looks like, it is like a pyramid enough to do me a friend!
As is a deranged look.
I have not prepared and his nonsense, and turned to walk toward the export of the roof.
But just out of step, behind the tall, lean man suddenly cried out, saying the word.
It's that word, I actually stopped ... ...
Because, the son of a bitch said with a sarcastic tone: "Chen Yang, do your parents do not have education, when people talk you have to respect other people it?"
Having heard this, my heart's a ball of fire about to take up Proton's it!
Click on the words stab to my heart the most uncomfortable place!
My parents died young, did not my parents raised me! I am a student, often this has also been ridiculed in other people. Weapons, however, after waiting for me, my face no more dare say such words like it!
Since then a guy says this, then, was I wiped out a mouthful of teeth after the punch, then nobody would dare to taunt me with this!
I have walked past him quickly turned to one side away side clenched his fists, ready to knock down his front teeth the same!
"And so on and so on ... ... ... ..." lanky man again and again bade her body jumped up and stepped back very quickly: "You see, you do not come try to hit me ... ... I have carefully viewed, and I do not have mass annihilation, will not be playing, if you do not want to hurt yourself, it is best not to hands. "
My body of a bow, he went very quickly to his side, grabbed his coat collar raised him up, strode to the edge of the roof, put his hand leaned out.
The guy immediately spirit shook up, he screamed like a wildcat Jiaochun summer night, I have not imagined this life, the voice of a man screaming out actually to be more harsh than women, more decibels!
"You idiot, quickly put me down! I have a fear of heights!!" As he hugged me like octopus arms, two legs, pedaling hard, as if the same frog.
"You do not say you have calculated that today there is no mass annihilation it? Not today, then you will not be counted to fall upstairs?" I looked at him coldly.
His pair of soya bean with open eyes, looked at me and blinked a few times, pathetic: "This ... ... I have not counted, should not be." He did not dare look down, again and again pleaded: "Well, ask you to let me down, and I really fear of heights. I not afraid of you throw me down, because I know you will not ... ... but I fear I will be coming your heart attack scare, I have very serious heart ... ... I have calculated that I have no mass annihilation, but it can not guarantee that I will not die of heart attack ... ... a heart attack, but not see the blood! "
This man is crazy.
It comes out in my mind first thought. Although I am not a good man, but the offense will not go crazy and care about him.
Neuropathy break the law, even the law will be forgiven.
Besides, he is just taunting me one only.
I put him down, staring at him coldly and said: "Listen, I do not care who you are, you want to sell me something, I have no interest in, and now I'm leaving."
I have decided to go, and I decided to go back to find that immediately after the real estate agent introduced me to, and then punch his front teeth smashed!
"Do not you want to improve your luck you?" Behind the tall, lean man adds, chasing pitiful.
I grunted and looked back at him: "I have heard a word, no matter what you want, have a price to pay! I believe that this world is not a good thing ... no reason ... not to mention, you say, I do not believe a word. any change in luck, if you can change a person's luck, then you just go when God is good. "
"How many think we should pay much consideration ... ..." lanky man suddenly reveal the mysterious smile: "Mr. Chen Yang ... first, please do not worry .... Could you please answer my question ... ..." lanky man looked at I, smiling, asked: "Do you believe in this world have 'luck' this thing exist?"
Luck?
I'm stunned a moment, then frowned: "Are you a religious Christian missionary sent by developing it? Then I am sorry to tell you, I'm an atheist, I do not believe in any religion, I believe in myself."
"According to ah!" Tall, lean man snapped, laughing: "I also do not believe in any religion, I also think that the existence of a world without God. But this kind of thing I say luck, but it is really exist - - Although this kind of thing we are invisible. "
I still do not believe in an appearance: "invisible things, how could there?"
"Of course there is!" Greet my eyes man tall, lean, categorically said: "Air! What is not is the same invisible? But everyone knows the existence of the air! This is a common sense!"
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