"What? You want to fire me? Door child did not!" Emei pouted, her large eyes wide bold rolling circle, hands Cha Zhaoyao: "Come on, you are a big man, so how can not talk!"
I spread out hand: "I'm not working, no income."
Emei rolled his eyes and smiles: "But do not you pay my salary ah! Has been both an advance over it!"
"But I'm not even a place to live." I'm still shaking his head.
"Cut! Do not fool me!" Emei very smart expose my excuse: "You are such a huge person, no place to live, you can rent an apartment, but the sleeping hotel, in short, you can not sleep on the road now! Even if you live in kennel I, as a dutiful care, but also keep up your side. "
"Stop it, Amei." I frowned and said: "Do not follow me, if your company who asks, you say you follow me it wants to, anyway, no one knows."
"Do you think it!" She deliberately look an idiot with a look at me: "If the company is so good fool, I used to run around with you? Please! Companies are not stupid ah! Not so cheated! I want to record your daily living, your diet, and your physical condition, blood pressure, heart rate, body weight, nutritional status! also reported to the company every day! Company will from time to time to check my work! you think holding the job as good as the What?! "
I sighed, unable to refute her.
In the hospital a few days, indeed every day she would give me a lot of checks. I thought it was the hospital's check, and then I work a lot of her content.
"Report can be false." I lightly said: "I do not say you do not say, downright genius to know!"
Emei serious thought, secretly looked at me: "Do you really willing? Do I care, the payroll and still have not seen me ... ... now you silly man." But then she seemed to hesitate for a moment : "No ... ... too risky. company checks, and are not afraid of ten thousand, afraid of the event! If you accidentally missed his true features, I would have fired! safety reasons, or follow you honestly forget."
I was the smart girl in her very little stubborn way.
And most critical is that we get along for a few days, her able to take care of me, and very harmonious relationship between the two, and I can hardly turn to her.
"With you! I'm going to stay in a hotel! A bed! You follow me to go?"
"Go!" Emei actually really nod, a look of heroic martyrdom in the face: "I sleep on the floor it! Anyway, such a high salary job, is worth sleeping on the floor!"
"Admire you!" I sighed, thought for a moment, I suddenly remembered that extortion had been the property company, they promised me a rent! Immediately dial out phone numbers.
The person in charge of a property company is my phone, actually a relieved tone, asked me exactly where a hurry, asked me why I did not contact him the past few days the house thing.
I beat about the bush a few, they would understand, that he was afraid I snapped. And I have trouble these days is building for himself a large-scale commercial advertising investment, when I'm gone back to his fear of exposure that thing, may suffer.
In the interests of the trend, the efficiency of human abnormal high, we will discuss the phone is good, can immediately Qukan Fang, location away from the position I am now not far away, but also a rather noble district.
Honestly, I was secretly pleased.
I know that area, which is very expensive prices, and rent is quite plain looking.
If I am retained nightclub work, is naturally no problem. And now I lost my job, can not but consider the price.
Fortunately, when the extortion when the property company, have settled the rent is very cheap!
I do not say two words, and immediately stopped a taxi carrying cardboard boxes, drove to the agreed location.
Naturally, my little tail Emei is still with me.
*
"Is here!" I looked around in the house, quite satisfied.
Bedroom, newly renovated, two rooms facing south, sunny living room is very spacious and bright. The only drawback is that some small toilet, but fortunately I do not have the habit of bubble bath, shower in the home very satisfied.
The house has a ready-made furniture, very simple, but good enough. Is a real estate company to send, though not a brand name offers for higher quality, but the quality is okay.
Obviously, this is a city dedicated to some white-collar "single apartment" type of house, but I do not care, I love this place, the district was quiet, the surrounding traffic is not bad, downstairs there are supermarkets, life should be convenient.
The property company and is the second time I met, he was clearly confident of the house, know that I will accept. And see, as soon as possible to understand the trouble he also did the original capital of the next.
Rent a full house than an equivalent low-grade into three, and all of the property management fee is free!
Just as I closed pay, Emei suddenly shouted: "Wait!"
Then went to the Xiao Nizi bounce in front of the property company guy, pouted and said: "This house can be a big problem!"
Then a mouth, may have had the same gun was singled out as if many problems:
For example, the floor is the tenth floor, in the Xiao Nizi mouth on the very question, she said that according to the urban environment we live in, the tenth floor, located about thirty meters or so from the ground is precisely the emission layer of the air! Urban air pollution, vehicle emissions, are generally suspended in the height, very influential on the human body ... ...
And then accused the two rooms facing south, though, but from a certain point of view is opposite the building block the sun, time of day, sunlight will be a short two hours.
So it goes, getting more and more, and finally life and life to such a set appears to have been very satisfied in my house right problems are everywhere, the eldest in her mouth Emei is simply to become a full quality problems shabby.
While the property company is also very smart people, but at this point is obviously not the Emei razor rival, by her dress down meal, the vexation air, his face red. Emei This just leave, and then the other side to reach the critical point of anger about the time before slowly thrown sentence: "So many questions, you let a little thing in the price!"
Finally, in this little miser of coercion, the property company who actually agreed to free water and electricity cost me half a year! I also presented an additional year of network bandwidth fees!
Signed a lease contract, I paid a deposit on the spot immediately after the property company guy finally recovered, and facing little miser thumbs up, sighed and said: "High! It is high!"
Then this guy Mianwurense's run away.
The satisfaction of watching his little miser go, before he turned looked at me, still is a lesson the child's voice, shaking his head: "Chen Yang, a guy like you, so do not just live it! Spend money, do not you all the money grow on trees? "
I was stunned the way to ignore her trip to the living room couch, and cheerful, shouting: "Finally there is a nest!"
Then little miser turned around and looked at me very seriously: "I valued customers, the next period of time, before you fire me, we may be necessary to live under one roof, oh!" And then sigh with tone of envy said: "Oh, nice house ... ... you can find such a good house, God does not really opening the eyes!"
I Pie Piezui Pakistan: "What are you air? You want to live with me, and the first hands-on cleaning it. Windows to rub, to wash the floor, as well as at home with the quilt ah, towels, toothbrushes, etc., etc., have bought a lot of things . "
"Ah!" Little miser from the sofa and jumped up and stared at me: "do no wrong ah! I am your personal care, not your maid! I'm just a nurse only, taking care of your body and your injury! do not include the nanny you! chores I can do! "
I deliberately shook the plaster arm: "Do you think I do, may make their own home it? Fortunately, there is a pipeline of natural gas, otherwise, I am afraid you have to rely on carrying a gas tank!"
Emei face was sly smile: "This is your problem ... ... the best things to hurt you ... ... is made more serious so I can continue to stay by your side when the nurse was."
This cunning Nizi!
*
Joking aside, left luggage, the Emei went back to get her things, and also to report back to the company to do a job. The way she wanted to go to the supermarket to buy some daily necessities to help me - of course, I gave her money. Not just the money to buy things, and she also asked me to pay her a tip. She even opened a list, the addition to her own work outside the care of all the chores are listed out.
For example, the laundry, the first ten.
Cleaning, the first ten.
Cooking, a ten, in parentheses: if she must cook three meals a day, you can play eight half of the amount due.
Fortunately, I was smart, but added one, the remuneration package of the cooking dish!
Was a very helpless little miser expression, sighed: "You guys learn so fast! Seems I earn less a sum!"
I have a cold sweat ... ... It was a little girl ah! !
I have never encountered such a reckoning of money girl! !
But she's pretty fair price list, I figured a bit cheaper than I give a lot of part-time, think also agreed.
Of course, I also wanted to get her, to deliberately make a malicious request: "So help me warm bed, how much money one ah?"
This time her answer is very simple to one word:
"Pooh!"
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