Contact the following three messages: an e-mail address, an MSN account, and one is the phone number. I see a little, this number is very strange, because the beginning of the international code in front, I actually can not find in the phone book which country it represents!
Is the number of encryption?
Obviously, the e-mail contact is too slow, long-distance international calls too much trouble, because my home phone and did not open the international long distance, so I immediately landed on the MSN, and MSN mail accounts that contact.
The contact actually very smooth, no wait, the other will have a response immediately!
"Hello, Mr. Chen Yang, I am our customer service staff. Because you are a user from China, so the company asked me to service you, you can choose English or Chinese to communicate with me."
The other made this statement twice, once in English in Chinese again.
"Chinese." My choice is undoubtedly clear.
"OK! You have any questions, and I are happy to answer."
I thought, the first question presented: "This ring, when I do not wear it, it will have an effect on me?"
Then I listed some of my recent experience, a short word again.
Then, I almost patiently waited a full five minutes before the answer until the other side - and I suddenly regretted my home phone no international calling capabilities.
"Excuse me, my Chinese input somewhat slow ... ... The company's answer is as follows: In theory, when you do not wear the ring when the ring is not bring you good luck. That is, when you take under the ring, you will not get the luck of the ring to enhance functionality. However, in view of the company you are using a beta product, there is no measuring device for use under the ring may cause side effects, that is, you use the ring enhance the luck does not comply with the law, affecting the balance of your luck, it will bring some inconvenience to other areas ... .... we call 'side effects'. which in this case is not in the ring can be controlled within the range, so Even if you have removed the ring, but because the use of reason before the error, they would be subjected to some bad results. "
I sighed helplessly, wrote: "You say I have experienced these particular side effects ... ... has left me impressed enough to it!"
"I'm sorry to bring you some trouble." The other replied: "You can ring removed, so the ring will not affect your life."
Removed?
Ah ... that simple ...
Sneered my heart!
When a person really really feel the magic of the ring ... ... who will Rennai Zhu temptation?
Ring makes me think of those good luck! Magical experience!
I think any one person will not be willing to give up? Any person, if I have experienced these things ... ... So, as long as the person is not crazy, he only thought was: how can think of ways to "correct" use of the ring, and does not cause side effects!
If you really can achieve this effect ... ...
God, then life will be more beautiful? !
I felt more and more, this ring is like drugs! When you are attracted by it, the really hard to give up!
"I do not intend to give up your products, I just want to find a proper way to use it!" I sent in the past.
There did not say a word in my heart: Unfortunately, the cheapest you have millions of official product! (And not the yuan)! Even if I go to sell their organs, can not afford to buy your products!
"Well, you can only choose to buy the official products of the company." He's back to what I like as expected.
I thought, to test: "I would like to ask, your company did not provide some easy replacement of parts consumed? I just give an example: For example, I bought a computer, but after some time using the keyboard bad, I need for a keyboard ... ... computer companies can not ask me to spend money to buy a computer go back again? "
Respond rapidly to the other side: "You mean like ... ... to buy a separate measurement device, right?"
I sat in front of the computer silent laughter, and on the keyboard: "can it?"
"Sorry, but I have to say: not."
By ... ...
I was silent for children, sitting in front of the computer trance.
Do I really have to try to buy an official product? Millions of dollars ah!
How do I get? To rob a bank? To drug trafficking? To smuggling? ?
Suddenly, I thought of a very interesting idea.
If, under normal circumstances, a person can have several million dollars, is already a very rich, right? If it is a very rich man, then that person should have attained name and fame, the others have had ... ... So, under normal circumstances, he totally does not need such a change of luck in the ring.
What people can bring the ring?
Is not money, power, beauty ... ...
One can show millions of people who buy a ring, is already a great man and accomplished, then he must already have the money power beauty of it ... these things ...
I do not know what kind of psychological, curious coincidence that my idea of sending in the past!
This time, turn each other into silence!
A full five minutes, the other does not then send a word over.
Just when I thought he had left me almost regardless of their time off the assembly line, the other suddenly sent to a message.
"Thank you for your advice."
Writings very common, but do not know why, but I feel as if each other's mood is very low look.
Then, after a minute, sent a new message: "Mr. Chen Yang, do not know whether, I can contact with you by phone? Your phone whether it is: 86 25 XXXXX" (Oh, 86 is the area code, 25 is a dance where the city's area code, followed by the number of Mody to hide friends.)
Honestly, I was flattered, and hurried to knock a: "YES" in the past.
A minute later my phone rang, I picked up and locked the door.
"Hello?"
"HELLO, Mr. Chen Yang." Voice on the phone is very clear, very standard Chinese pronunciation, but some blunt tone: "I'm Raymond. We just talked on the network."
I said nothing, just "ah" sound.
The other side suddenly lowered his voice, as if to sigh: "You have the final say, so I feel the deep ... ... I think this is probably the biggest reason for the failure of this project is one of the bar."
I still "ah" sound, not to say anything else.
"Mr. Chen Yang, in fact, I am not the company's customer service staff, I was involved in the product development team member of ... ..."
"Oh?" That really surprised me: "You mean, this ring is created by your participation in R & D?"
"Yes." Tone is very calm.
I sincerely: "I must say, I admire you for this invention! Amazing!"
"Oh!" The tone of what Raymond a lot of activity and speak to speed up a lot: "Well, in fact, we have encountered many difficulties ... ... Overall, the ring itself is the reason why the body's luck could change because we inadvertently discovered an unknown metallic substance, this substance is rare on Earth, we only found a place in a small part, we may even suspect that this substance is not produced in the earth, but to a meteorite from outer space or something ... ... In short, our study found that the metal material can produce a similar effect of radiation, which affect human brain waves ... ... and finally the solution step by step On the true colors of the substance of luck ... ... "
This guy talking about research and development to on a full flight, unfortunately I can not have much interest in these, so I interrupted him: "Oh, that is indeed amazing ... ... I also was surprised would be an official member of the R & D contact me personally. "
"Because I'm curious." Raymond's voice seemed very sincere on the phone: "You may say I'm not sure ... ... The truth is, you are our official launch of this project since the first and contact the users! You are the first and so far the only one. so ... ... I am very curious, because you are the only contact with our customers, so I personally contact you, listen to talk with you about our products. "
Honestly I understand his approach. Many networks of like finished novel, the reader will immediately want to get the evaluation, whether good or bad.
"But I was very surprised." I asked: "Why I am the only user and you contact? Other users? You do not keep track of customers to investigate?"
Raymond side of the phone was silent for a moment, then even a low voice seems a bit scratchy, but also as if some unspeakable:
"This ... ... in fact I should not have said originally, but now it does not matter ... ... ... ... tell the truth, so far in this world, the use of our products, and even yourself included, a total of only two. That is, we sell out of a total of only two rings. "He said that, it seems a bit low mood:" spent hundreds of millions of dollars, the result is only two people to use the results of our ... ... This is simply our The greatest shame! "
"Two ... ... Two?" I was stunned.
"Yes, only two! And you also just try to use products, while the other was a user, while using a high official product, but he seems to believe that the ring does not work, just ... ... Some of ashamed to say, come to our sales staff asked to see him, the generosity of the rich and believe that our President is not R & D results, but he is a generous and enthusiastic in the cause of Mr. sponsoring scientific research, so He financed the purchase of one of our most high-end products, but in fact, he just brought us just pure money, as he bought back in the ring, seems to have never used. I guess is probably never in his collection a jewelry box in it. "
"So ... ..." I smile.
So I did not say it, Raymond has said himself: "So, counted from the fact that you are the only 'use' of the customers of our products." Here he began to smile: "Fortunately, just now you sentence, suddenly awoke me, I finally understand why can not sell our products out ... ... because our products are priced too high, but can sell the product from the people, but do not need ... ... "
To be honest, I kinda wanted to laugh.
Raymond is probably the kind of guy like fools research it.
I admit, I guess this may be, perhaps ... ... really has some possibilities ... ...
But I dare cross head bet that most, no, most people should reject this product, because only may be: they do not believe it!
This is obvious!
If it is you, all of a sudden people come, after Qiaokai Men say to you, they have to sell you a magic ring, as long as you wear this ring, you can great good fortune, Hong-fu Monkey ... ...
Believe it or not?
Letter was hell! I am afraid most people would call the cops!
"Well ... ... I request? Can you think about it ... ..." I again bring up the subject carefully.
"Oh ... ..." Raymond's voice over the phone difficult, his words carefully: "I think I have to explain further ... ... In fact, I contact you today, mainly to satisfy the curiosity of my mind heart. As for your request ... ... tell the truth, not to mention you just need to purchase a measuring device ... ... Even if you really have enough money to buy a set of formal products ... ... I'm afraid I can only tell you 'no' a! "
"Why!" Seeing want to burst, I immediately anxious!
"Nothing." Raymond smile: "I have just said you should hear ... ... I said it does not matter. In fact, I mean, we have been completely suspended the project, and we consume too much money What benefit did not, so research to stop our project, we have decided to invest energy and financial resources to research new inventions go! because the project stopped, so we do not continue to produce this product. That is, Now the whole world only two products, one in your hands, the other a man rich in the collection of the home. "
"... ..." I'm speechless.
"I'm sorry to bring you such bad news." Raymond's voice was guilty of the like: "But thank you for your order to satisfy the curiosity of my heart, I can give you a good proposal, perhaps you have the help. "
"Oh?"
"Ah! Is this ... ... Another one who has the ring of the rich and President, he is a very generous gentleman, but also a work of art collectors, but also happy and art lovers around the world to exchange collection. You The only hope is to find ways to get the ring from him ... ... or, gauges! "
"No other method of it?"
"No." Raymond sighed.
I thought: "That's ... ... his ring, free sample of senior than me many, many, right? That use the effect? Is not more powerful?"
"That is, of course!" Raymond's voice was solemn: "You wear a trial product in just a very, very small amount mixed with a little bit of that special metals, but the most expensive high-end products, the incorporation of this metal material will have much more! will also promote the absorption of luck element of the human brain for more! "
"That results date?" I am a little curious.
"Effect ... ..." Raymond cleared his throat and quickly said: "You read a lot of Oriental novels popular description of it: the king of the gas, domineering eyes, while others have Huqu, worship service in the land, beauty swarmed into the heart, then that is the wheel of history rolls on the ... ... is such a basic. "
Wow, this is definitely a China hand Raymond! Even now the popular network routines are so familiar with the novel YY!
"Well, Mr. Chen Yang ... ... has a ring of another wealthy man, Mr. generous, and his name is Mr. Xi Luode, the shipping tycoon known in Europe, I think you must know the name."
Frankly, I'm all disappointed. It seems gauges is not enough, but I just subconsciously say one thing: "Raymond President, I am curious like you created a magical wonders of the research team ... ... your next R & D What is the project? I'm curious, do not know how you will create a kind of miracle, as if this ring ... ... "
"Oh! This is a newly discovered material, but slow down the body's aging, we hypothesized that, if successful, could prolong human life three times now!"
"Oh!" I was surprised! A bunch of good science crazy powerful!
But the voice some frustration with the Houleimengde: "But we are facing a storm ... ... the substance is the body three times the growth rate slowed, that is, three times the body needs to spend more time than ever grow and develop . so to speak, under normal circumstances, a man fifteen years of age on the basic physiological maturity and can reproduce the ... ... but the use of this drug, he tripled the life course, but also have to wait until the forty-year-old mature ... ... "
I really rely on ... ... ... ... science is a bunch of crazy!
Three times the life of three times the development time ... ...
Uh, think about it, have a mental age of three-year-old woman ... ... but only appears to be a little old to think about Lori ... ... ... ah ... that is evil
Hang off the computer, eat dinner, I look down.
Two small beautiful home, ask me why, I sighed and answered: "I guarding a huge safe, but does it happen that the key to ... ..."
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The next day go to the company, have been set by my desk to be placed outside the office party Nan, and hope the money's desk was near by, but the middle set up a partition.
I put a desk full of office supplies, computer, folder, phone, etc, etc ... ...
Honestly, I actually feel quite fresh quite novel.
Because I have never worked in the company! There has never worked in the office! I am 18 years old entered the nightclub Duan Panzi, where students from small service charge of dry to work for five years! That is my only job so far.
Now, looking at the desk in front of their own, their own computer, phone, file folders, I faint in some excitement.
The only regret is that I think some do nothing.
I am a personal assistant Fang Nan, I'm not even the company's staff, I am a person responsible for each other Nan, do not interfere in the company's work.
I spent the morning sitting in his desk at his computer, after the initial novelty gone, I can only read the news online to pass the time ... ...
By noon, the party finally looking for my nan. She called me by telephone pager into the office.
Today Nan Fang wore a look lively and a lot of the high collar sweater, the bottom is a brown skirt, and she did not even make-up, to be honest, this dress looks like a two-decade as China's elegant girl, Add in the charming her into a one-third of youthful vitality.
Despite knowing the woman's age is at least three years old, but saw her wearing these clothes, with a faint smile on his face, my heart was racing fiercely for a moment!
Nan Fang Yesterday, I seem to have forgotten the unpleasant trouble.
"You go with me to a place, I would like to participate in a charity auction after the auction there is a party, I need a male partner, you should dance?"
Clearly, Nan Fang more than a car, the parking lot downstairs, I took her keys Audi launched a champagne A8, and then opened to the building's downstairs downstairs Nan Fang.
I waited ten minutes, boredom I readily picked up on the seat next to me Fujia a very beautifully printed booklet.
"Registered charity auction?" I murmured, and then going over the roster.
It is clear that the rich are gathering charity auction, the auction of rare antiques are some things, or is that some celebrities to donate out of the antique porcelain, paintings and the like, the cheapest starting the auction reserve price is estimated at least six figures !
I look casual, eyes suddenly attracted by something ... ...
Having carefully looked after two seconds, I began to shortness of breath, their eyes become hot up!
Beautiful atlas, printed with a ring of pictures, rings a very unique style beautifully inlaid in a circle broken diamond thin, and double-ring is designed, inside and outside the double-ring can be rotated, in the middle of that a mezzanine, and inlaid with a large diamond, a full few carats!
The following introductory text is written like this: Europe's most famous styles of jewelry designed by the master XXXX ... ... ... ..., to thank the European shipping tycoon known, respected shipping tycoon Sir, the generosity of Mr. Xi Luode ... ... ... ...
Ring, ring, shipping tycoon Xiluo De ... ... ... ...
Ring! ! This is an "official product"! !
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